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Post by newzealand on Jul 26, 2010 14:33:23 GMT -5
"Northland has an obsession with fish, Auckland and Wellington are constantly fighting it out over who's my vital regions, Hawkes Bay and Waikato are constantly drunk on wine, Bay Of Plenty is obsessed with cooking and food, Gisborne is hardly ever seen until you sit on him, Taranaki practically lives in the stables, whenever Tasman see's water she dives for it, Chatham Islands is constantly crying, Marlborough has an obsession with selling wine to tourists, West coast never EVER comes inside unless you drug her, Canterbury and Otago are the only ones with actual brains that function properly, Southland hates Northland, Taranaki is self centered and as for Nelson he's only a baby but he does like boats" New Zealand finished panting slightly "I would go on about my territories but I'd be here all night pointing out there quirks".
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Post by America on Jul 26, 2010 14:39:19 GMT -5
"I have fifty of them so even if I just said one thing about each it'd be longer than your little rant just now," he patted her back, "But, can't complain too much, right? They're what makes us up."
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Post by newzealand on Jul 26, 2010 14:50:16 GMT -5
"Uh huh very very true, oh the things we nations put up with to stay nations. Most of my territories are completely bonkers though, I receive comments that Cook Islands looks and acts a lot like Spain and that Kermadec Islands looks like France frequently, I just glare in response and say 'What are you insinuating?' ".New Zealand laughed slightly.
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Post by America on Jul 26, 2010 15:00:37 GMT -5
"Florida and California look a lot like Spain, and the Lousiana perchase all vaguely resemble France, if you stare at them long enough," he laughed, "Minnisota looks like a girl version of Canada and Virginia has England's eyebrows >_<"
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Post by newzealand on Jul 26, 2010 15:06:53 GMT -5
"Well Raikiura looks like a blonde Australia, and Tokelau looks slightly like you, Niue doesn't look like anyone but he does hate England with a passion".
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Post by America on Jul 26, 2010 15:09:24 GMT -5
America looked slightly offended, "Why does he hate England?"
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Post by newzealand on Jul 26, 2010 15:11:58 GMT -5
"Well when England first discovered him he called him the Island of Savages just cause him and his people were painted in what looked like blood, but it wasn't it was banana mixed with some red dye, and Tokelau has a hatred of Peru".
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Post by America on Jul 26, 2010 15:17:03 GMT -5
America shrugged, "He called me savage too. Then again I was like, that tall," he knelt down and put his hand a little lower than his knee, "And I didn't know what was happening," he laughed, "Then he took me in. Can't hate someone for what happened in the past."
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Post by newzealand on Jul 26, 2010 15:20:18 GMT -5
"Tokelau doesn't forget easily and neither does Niue" New Zealand said rather seriously "Niue suffered slavers and Tokelau hates being insulted and being made out to look like something he isn't".
((Gotta go to bed now, night, I swear I will be on first thing tommorrow))
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Post by America on Jul 26, 2010 15:22:33 GMT -5
((Night!))
America flinched at the word 'slavers', "Ah yeah," he said and fell silent, having nothing more to say on the matter.
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Post by newzealand on Jul 27, 2010 0:03:02 GMT -5
New Zealand fell silent for a minute, she then brightened up. "Well from what you've told me about your states god forbid them ever meeting my regions, I think we'd have the apocalypse on our hands".
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Post by America on Jul 27, 2010 0:20:33 GMT -5
America laughed, "Or maybe something absolutely wonderful will happen."
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Post by newzealand on Jul 27, 2010 0:28:00 GMT -5
"Well you never know, although I could see Southland convincing North Carolina to take him up in a plane and then he'd attempt to make it crash into Northland even if she were inside" New Zealand smiled "He really hates her".
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Post by America on Jul 27, 2010 0:28:37 GMT -5
America nodded, "Duely noted," he said.
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Post by newzealand on Jul 27, 2010 0:35:24 GMT -5
"I'd say the only normal ones out of my regions are Gisborne and Nelson, everyone just forgets where Gisborne is and leaves him alone and Nelsons only a baby so he hasn't had chance to do anything apart from sticking buttons up his nose".
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