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Post by fullmetal1104 on Apr 18, 2010 18:37:38 GMT -5
"... Doitsuuuu... America is scaring me..." Italy hid behind his German friend.
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Post by Prussia on Apr 18, 2010 18:38:05 GMT -5
Germany slapped his forehead. Just great, he had amnesia. "Here are a few things, It's 2010. You ARE independent. You've HAD glasses, and you DON'T talk like England." Germany said.
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Post by America on Apr 18, 2010 18:41:45 GMT -5
"AHAHA, nice try bloody Hessian! It's 1775, I'm GOING TO BE independent, no I haven't; I'm not a dork, and I DO, unfortunately," he pointed at his mouth.
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Post by fullmetal1104 on Apr 18, 2010 18:45:10 GMT -5
Italy looked worried and confused all at the same time.
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Post by Prussia on Apr 18, 2010 18:46:26 GMT -5
"Do i have to go get a calendar?" Germany asked in exasperation, this was going to be difficult.
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Post by America on Apr 18, 2010 18:47:05 GMT -5
A thought hit America, "WHERE'S GENERAL WASHINGTON!? And all my men!? I swear to god if you did anything," he went to reach for a pocket knife and found it wasn't there, "YOU TOOK MY KNIFE!?"
Truth was Mattie broke it in 1812. Details aren't needed.
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Post by America on Apr 18, 2010 18:47:47 GMT -5
"Do i have to go get a calendar?" Germany asked in exasperation, this was going to be difficult. "NO YOU CAN GET ME MY POCKET KNIFE! Who are these people your HENCHMAN!?" he meant Lithuania and Italy. ((I'm having too much fun~)) |
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Post by fullmetal1104 on Apr 18, 2010 18:49:37 GMT -5
"I'm not a henchmen!" Italy said.
((I just burned my middle finger...))
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Post by America on Apr 18, 2010 18:51:00 GMT -5
((How?))
America ignored Italy and waited to hear what the fate of his favorite General was.
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Post by Prussia on Apr 18, 2010 18:53:04 GMT -5
"These are other countries you idiot. That's Italy and that's Lithuania. YOU are America." Germany said slowly.
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Post by America on Apr 18, 2010 18:54:19 GMT -5
"I'm not an idiot I know my name! And you're Germany you bloody Hessian. Now where. Is. General. Washington?"
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Post by fullmetal1104 on Apr 18, 2010 18:54:28 GMT -5
((... You DON'T want to know...))
Italy just hid behind Germany again. "Maybe we should just play along for now." he whispered.
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Post by Prussia on Apr 18, 2010 19:02:39 GMT -5
Germany sighed, and nodded. "On the battlefield, England struck you in the head. We found you. General Washington is waiting for you, and we will escort you to him when the doctor gives us the verdict." He wasn't going to be the one to tell America that Washington's been dead for over two hundred years.
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Post by America on Apr 18, 2010 19:06:26 GMT -5
"ASSHOLE!" America slammed his fist in his other hand, then blinked up at Germany, "You're going to LET me see my General? You're nicer than I thought!" he said, smiling, then frowned again, glaring, "This is a really fancy hospital," he looked at the ceiling, "How'd yu get the candles to shine so white?" he asked, and stood, wandering to the window. He smiled, ripped it open, and hoped out, "HAHA, KISS MY ASS HESSIAN!"
'I'll save Washington myse-" he stopped once he got to road and saw a CAR, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" he shouted, and people looked at him like he was a maniac. He tilted his head, "Wasn't that fuckin Hessian taller than that?" he asked, looking back over his shoulder, then back at the car, "But again; WHAT IS THAT!?"
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Post by fullmetal1104 on Apr 18, 2010 19:08:44 GMT -5
Italy's eyes widened a lot.
Oh shit... "America! Thats, uh... YOUR HALLUCINATING FROM HITTING YOUR HEAD!" Italy made up a lie.
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